{"id":1166,"date":"2013-08-26T16:15:41","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T20:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/?p=1166"},"modified":"2013-08-26T16:16:43","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T20:16:43","slug":"squirrels-in-prius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/squirrels-in-prius.html","title":{"rendered":"Squirrels in Prius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\r\nAt the Toyota dealer today:\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\nService Rep 1: Excuse me, ma&#8217;am, can you follow me please?\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\nMe: Ok. (walk walk walk&#8230; to the garage part of dealer) You want me\r\nin the garage?\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\nService Rep 1: Yes, your car is over there. (pointing)\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\nMe: Ok. (Hood is open to what you see in photo.)\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p style=\"text-align:center;font-size:80%\">\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/98706376@N00\/9603114664\/sizes\/z\/\" title=\"Nesting\">\r\n<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:none;\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7437\/9603114664_87c958369a_z.jpg\" alt=\"Nesting\"><\/a>\r\n<p>\r\nMe: Ha. Squirrels.\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\nService Reps (there was a crowd of them standing about): bemused\r\nlooks on faces&#8230;\r\n<\/p><!--more-->\r\n<p>\r\n(I&#8217;m positive they are thinking &mdash; she doesn&#8217;t think this is\r\nremotely odd &mdash; must be a wierdo).\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\nMe: We have squirrels. And, we emptied the corn trailer. I guess\r\nthey were trying to store up.\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\nService Rep 2 : This could be a problem. If something jumps out at\r\nme&#8230;.\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\nMe: I don&#8217;t think the squirrel is still in there, I&#8217;ve driven more\r\nthan 20 miles today already.\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n -gretchen\r\n<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"At the Toyota dealer today: Service Rep 1: Excuse me, ma&#8217;am, can you follow me please? Me: Ok. (walk walk walk&#8230; to the garage part of dealer) You want me in the garage? Service Rep 1: Yes, your car is over there. (pointing) Me: Ok. (Hood is open to what you see in photo.) Me: [&hellip;]","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[88,6],"tags":[93,3,23,5,2,2760,2418,2276,2419],"class_list":["post-1166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn","category-okra-paradise-farms","tag-corn-2","tag-georgia","tag-gretchen-quarterman","tag-john-s-quarterman","tag-lowndes-county","tag-okra-paradise-farms","tag-prius","tag-squirrels","tag-toyota"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Gj0O-iO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1166"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1169,"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions\/1169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.okraparadisefarms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}